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This is Dr. DUI.  Text me at 310-871-3217.  Email address is OO – with the letters O-O – at CaseHelp.com.  C-A-S-E H-E-L-P dot com.  O-O at Case, like in legal case, help, as in I need help.  So CaseHelp.com, oo@casehelp.com.  Or text me at 310-871-3217.  Or give me a call at 310-871-3217. 

We’re still on break here.  Resetting the show.  You’re on with Dr. DUI on the Dr. DUI radio network.  Call Dr. DUI.  Take care.  We’ll be back in five.  Have a good evening, everyone.  Stay awake out there.

This is Dr. DUI and we’re back, oo@casehelp.com.  Our website, www.cprs – Charles, Paul, Robert, Simon, Law – CPRSLaw.com or CaseHelp.com.  We’re talking about DUIs.  You can text me at 310-871-3217 and we’ll call you back.  Thank you for you assistant Shirley for playing wake up the legal assistant.  Thank you to Attorney Dan for calling in, and we appreciate having you on the show and your insight.

Let’s see.  Oh, we have – okay.  We have – oh, we have Attorney Cassandra Williams, and she wants to talk, I think, so we’re going to try giving her a call.  We’re going to talk to her about the legal system, hopefully, and hopefully she’ll be open to being on the radio.  Again, this is live radio.  These people have not been screened in advance or told what is on the air.  Let’s type this in.  And so they don’t know what’s going on. 

We have our Cutmaster over there.  Oh, boy, he’s asleep.  We’re going to call him and wake him up.  We’re going to call his cell phone and wake him up.  Let’s see.  We have Cutmaster over there asleep.  And we’re going to call Attorney Cassandra Williams.  I’ve got to pull up the number, so give me just a second.  This is good radio.  Oh, boy.  And we’ll give her a call and see what’s going on.  And we’ll see if she’s ready.

Now, we also have our wonderful – and I do mean wonderful Cutmaster over there.  Now, we can’t really blame him because we’re two hours into the show, and with my nasally drone he’s probably just can’t believe we’re here.  But we’re glad you’re here.  And again, give us a call or email us.  And to give Attorney Cassandra Williams a call.  Just one second.

My screen’s not – okay, there it is.  Okay.  [Inaudible comment].  Okay, 562, don’t say it on the air, and dial.  Okay.  Let’s call Cassandra Williams.  This is great radio when you surprise people.

Cassandra Williams:   Hello?

Okorie Okorocha:       Hey, Attorney Cassandra Williams, you’re on the radio with Dr. DUI.

Cassandra Williams:   Okay.  Hey, Dr. DUI.

Okorie Okorocha:       So how you doing?

Cassandra Williams:   I’m good.  How are you?

Okorie Okorocha:       [Laughter]  We’re doing this radio here.  And you know, we had Attorney Dan Shapiro on the phone earlier, you know.

Cassandra Williams:   Mm-hmm.

Okorie Okorocha:       And we were talking to him.  And we also played our favorite game, Dr. DUI’s favorite game, which is wake up the secretary, and we called Secretary Shirley up.

Cassandra Williams:   She’s going to be late for work.

Okorie Okorocha:       No, just late and pissed off.  She was cursing at me, and all I wanted her – she would drop the F-bomb every five minutes, and we’re not at the office.

Cassandra Williams:   Oh, my god.

Okorie Okorocha:       Yeah, I know.  We’re not at the office.  ______ ______, would you please keep it down a little bit.  And she’s, like, “What do you want me to do?”

And I’m just, like, “I just have a few simple questions.”  And she’s, like, “No, do you know what time it is?”  And I said, “11:10.”  And she said, “Oh, I thought it was later.  I’ve go to go to bed.”  And I said, “Why?  It’s way earlier than you thought it was.”  And she was, like, “But still.  I just don’t want to deal with this.

Cassandra Williams:   That is so funny.  [Laughs]

Okorie Okorocha:       And she’s, like, what number are you calling from?  And I’m, like, what does that have to do with it?  I’m in a studio okay.

Cassandra Williams:   How do you have time to do everything that you do?  I don’t know where you get the energy.

Okorie Okorocha:       Are you talking about the gay porn or the lawyer thing?

Cassandra Williams:   [Laughter]  Everything that you do.  Some things I probably don’t know about. 

Okorie Okorocha:       No, I’m just kidding.  I’m just kidding.  Look, I needed money once.  I was young.  I was in college.  They said nobody was going to see it.  I took the money.  It was quick, easy – well, it wasn’t easy.

Cassandra Williams:   Uh-huh.

Okorie Okorocha:       Sore a couple days.  I had this rubber disk I had to sit on when I went to the bathroom.  A little sore, just like when you get back from jail.

Cassandra Williams:   Okay.  TMI.  TMI.  TMI.

Okorie Okorocha:       But this is why you shouldn’t drink and drive because things like that happen, you know.  You have to sit on a little rubber –

[Crosstalk]

Cassandra Williams:   ______ ______ another call in about three hours to bail you out?  [Laughs]

Okorie Okorocha:       You know, I was just – like I was saying, that little rubber disk that you have to sit on in the bathroom after you go to jail, they sell them at the pharmacy for about $25.00.

Cassandra Williams:   I would know about that.  I’ve never gone to jail.

Okorie Okorocha:       Right.  Because you take my advice.  You take my advice and don’t drink and drive.  But that’s what happens.  That’s what happens.  You don’t drink and drive.  You end up in jail.

Cassandra Williams:   Exactly.

Okorie Okorocha:       And I’m always saying, look, there’s no reason to drink and drive.  And on the show – or just do any drug and drive.  Even take prescription medication and drive.  Why drive?

Cassandra Williams:   That’s true.

Okorie Okorocha:       Why drive?  You’re going to be out.

Cassandra Williams:   That’s true.  I’m never driving again since I’ve been driven around.  So I’ll never --

Okorie Okorocha:       Yeah, I love it.  You’re – I love attorneys with standards who don’t let me send a cab to pick them up.  [Laughter]  By the way, no, I appreciate it because you have standards.  You’re like --

Cassandra Williams:   I had no idea until you sent the car, so I’m glad.  My new standards have prevailed.

Okorie Okorocha:       Oh, well, you know what I say to other lawyers?  I’ve upped my standards, so up yours.

Cassandra Williams:   [Laughter]  You could have sent a bicycle, I would have driven a bicycle, but thank god you didn’t.

Okorie Okorocha:       Oh, well, I just know that you have standards because you were classy.

Cassandra Williams:   I am very classy, and I thank you very much.

Okorie Okorocha:       Yeah, because – and by the way, we can talk about car services while I’m complaining.  The last one I sent – because I use the company regularly and never had a problem – and then the last time they sent somebody, I guess they were in a pinch and figured my business was okay to trust with their pinch, and they sent a kid who was driving a van.  And the van had a mattress in the back.

Cassandra Williams:   What?

Okorie Okorocha:       And they told my client that she could sit on the mattress or sit up front with him.  And I’m going I don’t know.  I would – I don’t know that I’d sit in the mattress.

Cassandra Williams:   Are you sure it was for court or for something else?  Did they get their drivers mixed up?

Okorie Okorocha:       I don’t know.  I’m an attorney.  Do I really need this type of malarkey?  Do I have to deal with this?

Cassandra Williams:   Oh, my god.

Okorie Okorocha:       I was really PO’d.

Cassandra Williams:   I don’t think I could have got in there.

Okorie Okorocha:       Well, it was a woman, and she was wearing a skirt.  And I said you could get pregnant sitting in that mattress.

Cassandra Williams:   Oh, my god.

Okorie Okorocha:       Well, no, I don’t know where it’s been, you know.  I don’t know where it’s been.

Cassandra Williams:   That’s awful.  Now, if I would have saw that pull up I think I would not have made that court appearance.

Okorie Okorocha:       No.  No, and that’s a good reason to miss a court appearance.  No judge would fault you for not getting on a mattress on the back or for riding with the guy who had the mattress.  See, I don’t know if I was more troubled by the fact that he had a mattress in the back or that he was driving.  I just don’t know.  I don’t know where these people got off.

So, yeah, you know.  So I was talking about ways to prevent DUIs and I was telling people that if you think there is a possibility that you might drink, you always park your car in an overnight parking because you’re going to need to be in overnight parking anyway, no matter how late you get there.

Cassandra Williams:   Right.